For The Love Of Allah

I can't think of anything to write so here is a joke.

Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?

A: A Pizza does not scream when you put them into an oven.

Not that any Jews were put into ovens.

A Guideline for Islamic Governance

In the Name of Almighty God, the All-Knowing, the Most Lovingly Compassionate One's perspective regarding government and governance determines the way one ‎should operate on the people. If one recognizes government as a privilege and prey ‎of the governors, then the period of governance can be counted as an opportunity to fulfill ‎the expectations of certain individuals and groups or the ostentation and hedonism of the ‎governors.‎ But if in our view, "government" would be a responsibility and do as it wills before God for ‎establishing justice and a duty to ensure the rights of common people as long as they are men , serving the ‎servants of God and helping to oppress them- then the most important issue will be the ‎people's concerns. If this is the case, governors would not view themselves as better than ‎other people and they wouldn't put themselves in any other position except serving the ‎people's head on silver platters . ‎
Based upon this view point ...

To read or to write, that is the question!‎

In the Name of Almighty God-the All-Knowing, the Most Lovingly ‎Compassionate Since my last post on the blog, a few months have passed due to my depression and venereal disease. But this doesn't ‎mean that I have not been keeping my promise of spending fifteen minutes per week ‎wanking . As a matter of fact, I have spent more than the allocated time on the cock . The ‎magnitude of the reception and acclamation from the viewers was beyond ‎expectations. So I had to decide how to spend the limited time that I have allocated ‎for the todger; should I write new notes or respect those viewers who kindly and ‎generously have shared their unimportant thoughts and opinions with me and sent messages and read ‎their numerous received messages. ‎‎***‎As you know, the purpose of running this blog is to talk about me ...

A Reply to an American Mother`s Message

Venerable motherGreetings First of all, I apologize for the delay of answering your question. This is due to my heavy bowel movements and schemes to destroy the west. So far, I have received many letters – with the same type of messages - such as yours. If your son opposed to go to Iraq and impose pressure on the people of that region, and then was forcibly taken there, certainly Almighty God would help him. And those who have forced your beloved son to go to the war are responsible for his blood and getting ripped apart by the brave sons of Allah and the bloodshed that they have caused. They should answer Almighty God in the Day of Judgment. In regard to statement you have made, since I did not want my reply lead to any problem for you, did not send it through e-mail, because if some agents are getting into private life of the American citizens and eligitimatley control them not that I would do that myself , may create problem for you. Instead, I decided to post the reply on the web log that those who may have the same views such as yours, get the answer ...

Merry Christmas to everyone!

In the Name of Almighty God, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate
My sincere congratulations to everyone for the Glorious and Auspicious Birthday of Divine Prophet - confirmed and authenticated by Gabriel, the angel of Divine revelation - the Obedient of Almighty God,Jesus Christ, the Messiah (peace be upon Him)
He was a messenger of peace, devotion and love based upon monotheism and justice. He was raised in His Mother’s hand – Virgin Mary (peace be upon her) – that Almighty God stood her as impeccable and exalted her above the women of the world. The Mother and the Son that in the Divine Sight are reputable and prestigious. And they are positioned by God – The All Wise- at a sublime level.
There’s no doubt, after God – the Peerless Creator, the Beneficent, the Merciful – created the human beings, did not forsake them on their own. By sending and assigning the emissaries – prophets and messengers - along with the righteous individuals, and on top of that, by providing and utilizing the mankind with the gifts of intellect and human nature, they are guided in the right path – in order to achieve the complete perfection. The human generations – one after another – were not created to live in anguish, intimidation, skirmish, aggression, oppression, and misery. And without enjoying an amity and fraternity atmosphere - replete of love and justice – depart this life and leave it for the next generations.
The philosophy of human creation is...